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ap_December_10

1 Clean up the cave. He's coming! December 4th, 2010, 3:21 pm 0 Comments
2 If you want it done, Tutone is your man. December 6th, 2010, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
3 He does it by the book! December 7th, 2010, 11:08 pm 0 Comments
4 She reads the news so you don't have to. December 8th, 2010, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
5 What's that up in the sky? December 9th, 2010, 11:29 pm 0 Comments
6 And off we go! December 12th, 2010, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
7 Anxious to get on the road. December 13th, 2010, 11:58 pm 0 Comments
8 Wide awake since '68! December 13th, 2010, 11:06 pm 0 Comments
9 Up, up, and away December 14th, 2010, 11:40 pm 0 Comments
10 A job well done. December 15th, 2010, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
11 Every one needs a plane with its own copy shop December 16th, 2010, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
12 Master of delivery December 20th, 2010, 12:32 am 0 Comments
13 A different concept of "Carry On Luggage." December 20th, 2010, 11:59 pm 0 Comments
14 No one likes cold leather December 22nd, 2010, 12:09 am 0 Comments
15 A crisis in the making December 22nd, 2010, 11:10 pm 0 Comments
16 What's that through the trees? A forest? December 23rd, 2010, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
17 Merry Christmas and the Happiest of New Years December 24th, 2010, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
18 A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do... December 26th, 2010, 11:20 pm 0 Comments
19 A spell-binding speaker December 27th, 2010, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
20 All good things come to an end December 28th, 2010, 11:52 pm 0 Comments
21 Sleep is where you find it, often December 29th, 2010, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
22 A new wrinkle December 31st, 2010, 12:25 am 0 Comments
23 May this be a great year for "Global Change." December 31st, 2010, 11:01 pm 0 Comments

ap_January_11

24 An introduction to being green January 2nd, 2011, 11:16 pm 0 Comments
25 Getting to know you! January 3rd, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
26 The higher she goes, the more she learns January 4th, 2011, 11:47 pm 0 Comments
27 Ever higher. Ever wierder. January 5th, 2011, 11:22 pm 0 Comments
28 Time to get the puck outta here January 6th, 2011, 11:16 pm 0 Comments
29 Edging ever closer to her big moment January 9th, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
30 Into the valley of dumb, strolled the newsreader January 10th, 2011, 11:42 pm 0 Comments
31 Dig! Dig! Dig! January 11th, 2011, 11:28 pm 0 Comments
32 Hard ball, indeed January 13th, 2011, 12:14 am 0 Comments
33 What's in a name? January 14th, 2011, 1:02 am 0 Comments
34 Better to remain silent and thought a fool... January 17th, 2011, 12:20 am 0 Comments
35 Ignorance is bliss! January 17th, 2011, 9:48 pm 0 Comments
36 Feelings! We all got "Feelings!" January 18th, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
37 There's never a problem till he opens his mouth January 20th, 2011, 12:34 am 0 Comments
38 Let's make a deal! January 20th, 2011, 11:55 pm 0 Comments
39 The dealing continues... January 23rd, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
40 Oh, no! The carnage! Every color of the rainbow. January 24th, 2011, 11:32 pm 1 Comments
41 Ask for the Big Wilson Suite! January 25th, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
42 Cleveland. Like no other city in the world. January 27th, 2011, 1:00 am 0 Comments
43 Slip, sliding away January 28th, 2011, 2:26 am 0 Comments
44 A contract is a contract January 30th, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments

ap_February_11

45 Recipe for a venti disaster January 31st, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
46 Is there ever a good time to write your Otto-biography? February 1st, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
47 Pro union? This will be difficult! February 2nd, 2011, 11:40 pm 0 Comments
48 Cap'n Trade casts a spell February 4th, 2011, 12:11 am 0 Comments
49 Can that "Vanity Plate" say that? February 6th, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
50 Time is short. Better get on it. February 7th, 2011, 11:43 pm 0 Comments
51 A steak dinner is often a good ending February 8th, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
52 Can anybody tell me where I can get a good steak? February 10th, 2011, 12:45 am 0 Comments
53 Come for the sports, stay for the weather February 11th, 2011, 12:48 am 0 Comments
54 Oh, no! Not the living constitution!!! February 13th, 2011, 11:43 pm 0 Comments
55 The monster is loose! February 15th, 2011, 12:27 am 0 Comments
56 That's the problem with things that escape from "the lab." February 15th, 2011, 11:44 pm 0 Comments
57 Trading one monster for another? February 16th, 2011, 11:39 pm 0 Comments
58 Pat, I'll take a... February 17th, 2011, 11:12 pm 0 Comments
59 Meanwhile, away from the "frenzied mob" February 20th, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
60 A "Living Teleprompter?" That explains a lot February 21st, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
61 If anyone has the "Immunity" idol, now's the time to use it. February 22nd, 2011, 11:27 pm 0 Comments
62 The Living Constitution! High on OPM February 23rd, 2011, 11:00 pm 0 Comments
63 Free, or least paid for by someone else February 24th, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
64 The world can be had for a caramel macchiato February 27th, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments

ap_March_2011

65 Okay, define "normal." February 28th, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
66 Ah, yes. "Normal." One of life's scariest words. March 2nd, 2011, 12:04 am 0 Comments
67 Geography 101 March 2nd, 2011, 11:05 pm 1 Comments
68 Tutone Brown, problem solver March 4th, 2011, 12:07 am 0 Comments
69 Darn! And in the middle... March 6th, 2011, 11:22 pm 0 Comments
70 Life is what happens while you're making plans. March 7th, 2011, 11:33 pm 0 Comments
71 I love it when a plan comes together... March 8th, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
72 You can lead a horse to water... March 9th, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
73 Hope your city isn't on the list March 10th, 2011, 11:29 pm 0 Comments
74 This is going well, right? March 14th, 2011, 1:03 am 0 Comments
75 Direct from the streets of Cairo? March 15th, 2011, 12:07 am 0 Comments
76 Lighting is better in a studio, too. March 16th, 2011, 12:09 am 0 Comments
77 Oh, c'mon! You've heard of "black" Irish! March 16th, 2011, 11:37 pm 0 Comments
78 Thai food courtesy of the LEMMING Network March 18th, 2011, 12:42 am 0 Comments
79 A career change is always good. Really? March 21st, 2011, 12:13 am 0 Comments
80 It all makes sense now. March 22nd, 2011, 12:36 am 0 Comments
81 Al likes to delegate things. Like work. March 22nd, 2011, 11:56 pm 0 Comments
82 Everything worth doing is... March 23rd, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
83 A 3 day weekend! Yay! March 24th, 2011, 11:40 pm 0 Comments
84 Home, again. Home, again. March 27th, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
85 Eyes wide shut. March 28th, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
86 The devil is in the details. March 30th, 2011, 1:07 am 0 Comments
87 Who knew writing could be so dangerous! March 31st, 2011, 12:18 am 0 Comments

ap_April_2011

88 The devil is in the details. Always! April 1st, 2011, 1:27 am 0 Comments
89 Facebook, oh Facebook April 3rd, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
90 Ty Rayed, anti-social "social networks" guru April 4th, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
91 A trick? What trick? April 5th, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
92 Okay, what does Al see in this guy? April 7th, 2011, 1:34 pm 0 Comments
93 Oh, good news. He's related to the boss's wife. April 8th, 2011, 12:39 am 0 Comments
94 What to do about Ty April 10th, 2011, 11:02 pm 0 Comments
95 Often, the larger the book, the more blah, blah, blah April 11th, 2011, 11:16 pm 0 Comments
96 Settled science cannot be a scam. April 12th, 2011, 10:58 pm 1 Comments
97 And on he goes... April 14th, 2011, 12:19 am 0 Comments
98 And on he goes... April 14th, 2011, 12:27 am 1 Comments
99 Longer than any of my Christmas lists! April 15th, 2011, 1:53 am 0 Comments
100 Setting up the week. April 17th, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
101 Some good times happen over coffee. April 19th, 2011, 12:14 am 0 Comments
102 We all need someone to double-check our wardrobes, don't we? April 19th, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
103 Onward to ever-green Oregon April 20th, 2011, 11:05 pm 3 Comments
104 Happy Earth Day! Turn on everything in your house. April 22nd, 2011, 12:42 am 0 Comments
105 A small step, indeed April 24th, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
106 C'mon, Al! You can do it! April 25th, 2011, 11:40 pm 0 Comments
107 Okay, try and follow this, Al! April 26th, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments

ap_May_2011

108 Ah, comes the dawn... April 27th, 2011, 11:40 pm 0 Comments
109 We all have Marilyn Manson funks, periodically. April 29th, 2011, 12:48 am 0 Comments
110 It's always good to know the future. May 1st, 2011, 11:53 pm 0 Comments
111 We should all work far enough into the future... May 2nd, 2011, 11:30 pm 0 Comments
112 It's all in the title... May 4th, 2011, 12:24 am 0 Comments
113 It's good to be number one! Even in blah, blah, blah May 5th, 2011, 12:07 am 0 Comments
114 It's fun to share! May 6th, 2011, 12:41 am 0 Comments
115 Yep. That's what he said. "Flog." May 8th, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
116 Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! May 9th, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
117 Cap'n Trade and Tutone Brown share a moment May 10th, 2011, 11:26 pm 0 Comments
118 Many people could use a padded office. May 11th, 2011, 11:09 pm 0 Comments
119 It's all a matter of perspective. May 13th, 2011, 1:02 am 0 Comments
120 Okay. Break is over! May 16th, 2011, 12:17 am 0 Comments
121 Holland? World power? May 17th, 2011, 12:11 am 0 Comments
122 Watch out for the blades! Oh, wait. It's okay. May 18th, 2011, 12:27 am 0 Comments
123 Wind mills do look better revolving. May 18th, 2011, 11:41 pm 0 Comments
124 Can't wait for the critique on this one. May 20th, 2011, 12:19 am 0 Comments
125 His karma is about a quart low... May 22nd, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
126 Maybe Al just needs a stunt man? May 23rd, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
127 Boy, this rescue is taking a long time. May 24th, 2011, 11:42 pm 0 Comments
128 Al, look up! It's going to rain! May 25th, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
129 We all need a theme song. May 27th, 2011, 1:19 am 0 Comments
130 Memorial Day, 2011 May 29th, 2011, 11:28 pm 0 Comments
131 A bathtub full? May 30th, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
132 Al always knows how to warm up a room May 31st, 2011, 11:15 pm 0 Comments

ap_June_2011

133 Your lawyer is here! Always good news. June 2nd, 2011, 12:14 am 0 Comments
134 Oh, bloody 'ell June 2nd, 2011, 11:33 pm 0 Comments
135 Good morning. Marshall, Dylan, Chester, and Kitty. June 5th, 2011, 11:27 pm 0 Comments
136 So pretty in pink. June 6th, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
137 Made you faint? So sue me! June 7th, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
138 Never let anyone find your "sweet" spot June 9th, 2011, 12:39 am 0 Comments
139 She's here to set things straight... June 10th, 2011, 1:15 am 0 Comments
140 And, so it begins - officially! June 13th, 2011, 12:45 am 0 Comments
141 It always sounds worse when said in a meeting. June 13th, 2011, 11:44 pm 0 Comments
142 The blame game roadshow rolls on June 14th, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
143 Everything goes better with popcorn. June 15th, 2011, 11:03 pm 0 Comments
144 There's always time for a "sweet spot" moment. June 17th, 2011, 12:31 am 0 Comments
145 I've got good news and bad news. June 20th, 2011, 12:45 am 0 Comments
146 Besides, you can't blow your brains out with your fingers. June 20th, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
147 A few hundred thousand here, a few there... June 21st, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
148 "Only a little one." Did Al really say that? June 22nd, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
149 This could be Cookie Cutter's ticket to the Big Time! June 23rd, 2011, 11:43 pm 0 Comments
150 Lady Gaga is all to often in the "news." June 27th, 2011, 12:03 am 0 Comments
151 Turn out the lights, the party's over! June 27th, 2011, 11:46 pm 1 Comments
152 This'll be a wild ride. June 28th, 2011, 11:38 pm 0 Comments
153 Mission accomplished! Oh, wait a minute! Can't say that! June 30th, 2011, 1:10 am 0 Comments

ap_July_2011

154 Poor Cookie! You got to feel for her. June 30th, 2011, 11:56 pm 0 Comments
155 Fourth of July, a celebration of our freedom July 4th, 2011, 12:10 am 0 Comments
156 Everything is back to norm... July 4th, 2011, 11:43 pm 0 Comments
157 I've heard that Maim is nice in the summer July 5th, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
158 At Al Poxalips, avoidance is number one! July 6th, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
159 Time to show your commitment! July 7th, 2011, 11:11 pm 0 Comments
160 Do as I say, not as I do July 10th, 2011, 11:03 pm 0 Comments
161 Volt, Prius, and Smart Cars! Oh, my! July 11th, 2011, 11:16 pm 0 Comments
162 Your foreheads are safe! July 12th, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
163 Head for the hills! Ty Rayed is closer than you think! July 13th, 2011, 11:37 pm 0 Comments
164 We all have our favorites July 15th, 2011, 12:38 am 0 Comments
165 Oh Monday, Monday... July 18th, 2011, 12:01 am 0 Comments
166 Pressure! Pressure! I can't stand the pressure! July 19th, 2011, 1:01 am 0 Comments
167 Look out bears, here they come! July 20th, 2011, 12:44 am 0 Comments
168 Yet another thing the media doesn't want you to know July 20th, 2011, 11:56 pm 0 Comments
169 Dressed to the nines! July 21st, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
170 The Arctic Circle, that dotted line just below. July 24th, 2011, 11:56 pm 0 Comments
171 It does sound logical... July 26th, 2011, 12:21 am 0 Comments
172 A sightseeing trip to end all sightseeing trips! July 27th, 2011, 12:42 am 0 Comments
173 My bet is on the "obscene gesture." July 28th, 2011, 12:02 am 0 Comments
174 It will be forever known as "The Ice Floe Incident." July 29th, 2011, 12:27 am 0 Comments

ap_August_2011

175 Outdoors on the tundra can be heck! July 31st, 2011, 11:33 pm 0 Comments
176 They look so cute in the zoo. August 1st, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
177 The race is on! Can Al outrun a bear? August 2nd, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
178 Life is always about staying two feet ahead of trouble. August 3rd, 2011, 9:09 pm 0 Comments
179 Motivation! Motivation! Motivation! That's all it takes. August 5th, 2011, 12:08 am 0 Comments
180 The first witnessed two minute mile comes to an abrupt end. August 7th, 2011, 11:10 pm 0 Comments
181 Some days you eat the bear, some days the bear eats you! August 8th, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
182 Silly Al. Bears can't talk. August 9th, 2011, 11:44 pm 0 Comments
183 Keys! Keys! Where's my d$@% keys! August 10th, 2011, 11:34 pm 0 Comments
184 Double jeopardy. Doesn't count. August 12th, 2011, 12:25 am 0 Comments
185 Ah, home again, home again. August 14th, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
186 Al Poxalips: under-achiever and proud of it. August 15th, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
187 Well, I for one, am "pithed" off. August 16th, 2011, 10:23 pm 0 Comments
188 Memories, fond memories August 17th, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
189 He thinks he's a wit, but he's only half right. August 19th, 2011, 12:19 am 0 Comments
190 Red alert! Green alert! In this case will it really matter? August 21st, 2011, 11:39 pm 0 Comments
191 Who's the non-live person that Al debated? August 22nd, 2011, 11:56 pm 0 Comments
192 What would we do without cell phones? August 23rd, 2011, 11:32 pm 0 Comments
193 Sometimes, it is a "sure thing." August 24th, 2011, 11:50 pm 0 Comments
194 How expensive is free stuff? August 26th, 2011, 1:05 am 0 Comments
195 In this day and age, you can't be careful enough. August 28th, 2011, 11:28 pm 0 Comments
196 Tutone to the rescue! Again! August 29th, 2011, 11:57 pm 0 Comments
197 Down for the count! August 31st, 2011, 12:16 am 0 Comments

ap_September_2011

198 Good news, better news. September 1st, 2011, 12:02 am 0 Comments
199 Okay, let's get our jobs straight! September 1st, 2011, 11:28 pm 0 Comments
200 Labor Day - 2011 September 4th, 2011, 11:56 pm 0 Comments
201 And she hates tuna. September 5th, 2011, 11:26 pm 0 Comments
202 Superficiality! Al's favorite! September 6th, 2011, 10:09 pm 0 Comments
203 Cookie Cutter is soooo happy! September 7th, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
204 Better a strong statement than colored glass in your eyes. September 8th, 2011, 11:55 pm 0 Comments
205 Okay, doo-doo heads. The gauntlet has been thrown down! September 11th, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
206 Ah, comes the dawn... September 13th, 2011, 1:11 am 0 Comments
207 Another panel that explains a lot. September 14th, 2011, 12:07 am 0 Comments
208 Doo-doo head alert! Al's in the dumps. September 15th, 2011, 12:05 am 0 Comments
209 The big thing about tangents. Location. Location. Location. September 15th, 2011, 11:51 pm 0 Comments
210 Okay, White House, fill 'er up! September 18th, 2011, 11:44 pm 0 Comments
211 On the ground at Reagan International September 20th, 2011, 12:43 am 0 Comments
212 The best laid plans of mice and men! September 21st, 2011, 12:01 am 0 Comments
213 Yo, ho! Load the dough! Yo, ho! September 22nd, 2011, 12:49 am 0 Comments
214 Down, down, down it goes! Half a billion dollars! September 23rd, 2011, 12:14 am 0 Comments
215 Look, up the in the sky! It's a stimulus plan! September 25th, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
216 D. C. will be easy to find. Just follow the money. September 27th, 2011, 12:29 am 0 Comments
217 It's so easy when you can just print it yourself September 27th, 2011, 11:50 pm 0 Comments
218 Once again, into the breech! September 28th, 2011, 11:06 pm 0 Comments
219 Just hangin' at the Big R September 30th, 2011, 12:04 am 0 Comments

ap_October_2011

220 Could have been worse. They could have put the factory in Area 51. October 2nd, 2011, 11:10 pm 0 Comments
221 Everything seems to be going smoothly. October 3rd, 2011, 11:36 pm 0 Comments
222 An HR department to hire one employee? Hope they can get it done! October 4th, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
223 Only a million and a half per job? Some would call it a bargain! October 5th, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
224 Another great day in the life of Al! October 7th, 2011, 12:59 am 0 Comments
225 Often it's better to do things yourself. October 9th, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
226 Figures don't lie, do they? October 11th, 2011, 12:00 am 0 Comments
227 The Pox Panel. It uses more electricity than it produces? October 11th, 2011, 10:57 pm 0 Comments
228 The Pox Panel may very well be a pox upon America's homes. October 12th, 2011, 11:43 pm 0 Comments
229 Chug! Chug! Here they come. October 14th, 2011, 12:25 am 0 Comments
230 Hey, Al! Company's a comin'! October 16th, 2011, 11:47 pm 0 Comments
231 What's the Auto Club rating for this camp ground? October 17th, 2011, 11:49 pm 0 Comments
232 After all, "Solidarity" has its limits! October 18th, 2011, 9:57 pm 0 Comments
233 Solidarity! Solidarity! Hey everybody! An honor bar! October 20th, 2011, 12:15 am 0 Comments
234 Change it from "occupied" to "unoccupied." October 21st, 2011, 12:08 am 0 Comments
235 There're laws against that, isn't there? October 23rd, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
236 One sinister plan down, one to go. October 24th, 2011, 11:13 pm 0 Comments
237 Battle plans go out the window when the shooting starts October 26th, 2011, 12:39 am 0 Comments
238 A well thought out plan. They never had a chance! October 26th, 2011, 11:02 pm 0 Comments
239 Oh, sure. They'll accept it. October 27th, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
240 Sardines? Yes, that would be gross. October 30th, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
241 The day after Halloween is always the best! November 1st, 2011, 12:30 am 0 Comments

ap_November_2011

242 Oh, c'mon, Al! It's only a half a billion bucks at stake! November 1st, 2011, 11:49 pm 0 Comments
243 And Tutone thought it was a problem! November 2nd, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
244 At least Al has found a way to put a "pox" on Tutone! November 3rd, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
245 Ah, yes! The explanation! November 6th, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
246 Tutone's off the hook. But Al's not. November 7th, 2011, 11:39 pm 0 Comments
247 Ah, yes! Euro-Bots. The very best they have to offer. November 8th, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
248 Al negotiates with robots! Who has the advantage? November 9th, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
249 Happy Veterans Day! November 10th, 2011, 11:27 pm 0 Comments
250 Al's wishing he paid more attention to Star Trek November 13th, 2011, 11:30 pm 0 Comments
251 Okay, this is getting complicated. November 14th, 2011, 11:40 pm 0 Comments
252 Tutone does his best not to put Al and Power Point in the same room. November 16th, 2011, 12:43 am 0 Comments
253 Oh, c'mon man! Power Point!? November 17th, 2011, 12:13 am 0 Comments
254 Oh, no! Not the" closet!" November 17th, 2011, 11:21 pm 0 Comments
255 A major transformation, indeed! November 20th, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
256 All the world's a stage,... November 21st, 2011, 11:04 pm 0 Comments
257 Cases solved for a 100k in 42 minutes or less! November 23rd, 2011, 12:08 am 0 Comments
258 Have a bountiful Thanksgiving! November 24th, 2011, 12:46 am 0 Comments
259 Good to have you back, Al! I think. November 24th, 2011, 11:41 pm 0 Comments
260 Good news or bad news? No, only bad news. November 27th, 2011, 11:13 pm 0 Comments
261 See! Not as bad as we thought! November 29th, 2011, 12:11 am 0 Comments
262 Playing golf with the President? Things could be worse. November 30th, 2011, 12:03 am 0 Comments
263 Ted Knight and Rodney Dangerfield. I miss them. November 30th, 2011, 11:50 pm 0 Comments

ap_December_2011

264 Couldn't get the song out of my head, either. December 1st, 2011, 11:16 pm 0 Comments
265 Cookie Cutter's chance for a big story? December 4th, 2011, 11:38 pm 0 Comments
266 Every email you've ever sent! No worries! December 6th, 2011, 12:25 am 0 Comments
267 A day for thanks. And for reflection. December 6th, 2011, 11:17 pm 0 Comments
268 Funny, a venti double-shot makes most tasks easier! December 8th, 2011, 1:02 am 0 Comments
269 An apple-tini soak can be very comforting! December 8th, 2011, 11:35 pm 0 Comments
270 Into everyone's life some rain must fall. December 11th, 2011, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
271 This could be special. Honolulu and the first lady! December 12th, 2011, 11:41 pm 0 Comments
272 Up and at 'em! Ski Honolulu! December 13th, 2011, 11:56 pm 0 Comments
273 At least in Honolulu the snow should melt quickly! December 15th, 2011, 1:20 am 0 Comments
274 Honolulu, back to normal. Double Standard, back to normal. December 16th, 2011, 12:35 am 0 Comments
275 Delegate! Delegate! Dance to the music! December 19th, 2011, 1:02 am 0 Comments
276 Al covers all the bases, just in case. December 20th, 2011, 12:53 am 0 Comments
277 Gift giving. Paying attention to anothers needs. December 20th, 2011, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
278 Merry Christmas? This could be harder than it sounds. December 22nd, 2011, 12:06 am 0 Comments
279 Merry Christmas, what ever that means to you. December 23rd, 2011, 12:43 am 0 Comments
280 Now, that's a holiday worth celebrating! December 26th, 2011, 12:39 am 0 Comments
281 Dedicated to all bosses who think their employees love them. December 27th, 2011, 12:31 am 0 Comments
282 And another precinct is heard from. December 28th, 2011, 12:49 am 0 Comments
283 Covering for Al can sometimes be a full-time job. December 28th, 2011, 11:23 pm 0 Comments
284 5 minutes between incidents for Al? A new record. December 29th, 2011, 11:14 pm 0 Comments

ap_January_2012

285 Float bloat. January 1st, 2012, 11:02 pm 0 Comments
286 Al knows what he likes. He just doesn't know what it's called. January 3rd, 2012, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
287 Death to technology! Burning iPods? January 5th, 2012, 12:01 am 0 Comments
288 Welcome to the "dark side." January 5th, 2012, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
289 A disappearing H. R. department? Many people's dream. January 9th, 2012, 1:00 am 0 Comments
290 Fires so huge they can change the climate! January 9th, 2012, 11:56 pm 0 Comments
291 Al's good with it. As long as he makes a buck. January 10th, 2012, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
292 Okay Al, you're on the spot. January 11th, 2012, 11:09 pm 0 Comments
293 Happy Friday the 13th! January 12th, 2012, 11:09 pm 0 Comments
294 Dr Martin Luther King. He helped America reach its full potential. January 15th, 2012, 11:12 pm 0 Comments
295 People on Facebook aren't necessarily stupid. January 17th, 2012, 12:24 am 0 Comments
296 Some how, Al's got to get Ty in line. January 18th, 2012, 12:48 am 0 Comments
297 This is definitely not Lassie. January 19th, 2012, 12:31 am 0 Comments
298 In this corner Ty Rayed... January 20th, 2012, 1:04 am 0 Comments
299 Let's lock 'em in a cage and see what happens! January 22nd, 2012, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
300 As with all human relationships, some good, some bad. January 23rd, 2012, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
301 If only we could all get as excited by this event! January 24th, 2012, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
302 Up to your eyebrows in alligators? Sounds like a new History Channel show. January 25th, 2012, 11:15 pm 0 Comments
303 Jobs. Highly specialized jobs. January 27th, 2012, 12:39 am 0 Comments
304 And the process begins... January 29th, 2012, 11:47 pm 0 Comments
305 Route planning is most important. Just ask Wrong Way Coorigan. January 30th, 2012, 11:39 pm 0 Comments

ap_February_2012

306 Painting the world green. February 1st, 2012, 12:14 am 0 Comments
307 How egregious! Cap'n Trade doesn't know the meaning of symbiotic! February 2nd, 2012, 12:04 am 0 Comments
308 Deuce? As Buddy and the Duke said,"That'll be the day." February 3rd, 2012, 12:17 am 0 Comments
309 Just when you think you've got a chance... February 6th, 2012, 1:20 am 0 Comments
310 There's always a reason, and it's not always a good one. February 7th, 2012, 12:50 am 0 Comments
311 Hush, hush, sweet Tutone! February 8th, 2012, 12:07 am 0 Comments
312 $400 sunglasses? Just because you can doesn't mean you should. February 9th, 2012, 12:37 am 0 Comments
313 A journey of thousand miles begins with the first step. February 10th, 2012, 12:36 am 0 Comments
314 An amoeba can stop a pipeline? In a New York second. February 13th, 2012, 12:18 am 0 Comments
315 The life of a news reader. February 14th, 2012, 12:47 am 0 Comments
316 Not really. No flip-flops. February 15th, 2012, 12:40 am 0 Comments
317 Cookie Cutter strikes again! February 16th, 2012, 1:02 am 0 Comments
318 After all, we knew it. February 17th, 2012, 12:25 am 0 Comments
319 Well, I'm glad that's settled. February 20th, 2012, 12:04 am 0 Comments
320 Everyone would be happy to find out climate change is over-stated, right? February 20th, 2012, 11:02 pm 0 Comments
321 Another instance of "Failure to communicate!" February 22nd, 2012, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
322 Tutone's going to have to find an alternative exclamation! February 24th, 2012, 12:11 am 0 Comments
323 Double-Tony? Should have been on the Sopranos. February 27th, 2012, 12:38 am 0 Comments
324 See, it's all in what you hear. Unless you're Al. February 28th, 2012, 12:57 am 0 Comments
325 Some people have a problem focusing. February 29th, 2012, 12:31 am 0 Comments

ap_March_2012

326 Won't someone notice a giant replica of the Matterhorn has shown up next to Mt. Everest? March 1st, 2012, 12:25 am 0 Comments
327 Once more, into the breach... March 1st, 2012, 11:29 pm 0 Comments
328 Well I have to admit, Tutone knows his Italian. March 5th, 2012, 12:05 am 0 Comments
329 Al has a difficult time putting names with faces. March 6th, 2012, 12:53 am 0 Comments
330 You have to love it when a plan comes together... March 7th, 2012, 12:54 am 0 Comments
331 Okay, what the heck could light up half a state? March 8th, 2012, 2:00 am 0 Comments
332 It came from outer space! From the forbidden planet? March 9th, 2012, 12:45 am 0 Comments
333 Lesson learned: never park your Audi A8 where a multi-ton UFO might land on it. March 11th, 2012, 11:04 pm 0 Comments
334 Live long and preposterous. March 13th, 2012, 1:06 am 0 Comments
335 Always thought Mel Brooks would be a nice name for a neighborhood. March 14th, 2012, 12:10 am 0 Comments
336 At least we've defined our terms. March 15th, 2012, 12:18 am 0 Comments
337 Too bad Hub hasn't found away to make life forms taller! March 16th, 2012, 12:14 am 0 Comments
338 Next, I'll see if I can come up with a Peyton joke. March 18th, 2012, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
339 Ah, yes. Cleveland in the '70s! Been there, done that. March 19th, 2012, 11:33 pm 0 Comments
340 Even "Ancient Aliens" had the TSA? March 20th, 2012, 11:00 pm 0 Comments
341 Ants are an unwelcome guest at any picnic, but t-rex? March 22nd, 2012, 12:36 am 0 Comments
342 Sorry, Roswell... March 23rd, 2012, 12:33 am 0 Comments
343 "Well, nice to meet you. How's the little woman? March 25th, 2012, 11:43 pm 0 Comments
344 Better than being kicked by Ray Guy... March 27th, 2012, 12:36 am 0 Comments
345 A well made request usually gets good results. March 27th, 2012, 11:43 pm 0 Comments
346 Let's hope Cap'n has insurance! Lots and lots of insurance! March 29th, 2012, 12:32 am 0 Comments
347 The test drive is over. No real dents. March 30th, 2012, 12:06 am 0 Comments

ap_April_2012

348 You'd think a giant UFO would a really good radar system, wouldn't you? April 2nd, 2012, 12:13 am 0 Comments
349 Well, that was way too easy! April 3rd, 2012, 1:08 am 0 Comments
350 You need a tetanus shot just to turn it on! April 4th, 2012, 12:19 am 0 Comments
351 Art is in the eye of the beholder. April 4th, 2012, 11:09 pm 0 Comments
352 Can't wait till we can buy these things at the local sporting goods store! April 6th, 2012, 12:02 am 0 Comments
353 What was that you said? April 8th, 2012, 11:26 pm 0 Comments
354 Wow! Those little guys can really move! April 9th, 2012, 11:45 pm 0 Comments
355 Wouldn't we all like one of these? April 11th, 2012, 12:55 am 0 Comments
356 There's always a reason for inaction. April 12th, 2012, 12:44 am 0 Comments
357 Take a breath, Tutone! April 13th, 2012, 1:10 am 0 Comments
358 Fortunately, for Cookie, everyone at LEMMING Cable News already thinks like Al. April 16th, 2012, 12:43 am 0 Comments
359 Stain? Oh, the bright stain? April 16th, 2012, 11:57 pm 0 Comments
360 Never look a gift horse in the mouth. April 18th, 2012, 12:21 am 0 Comments
361 The "climatically challenged?" This place better be huge! April 19th, 2012, 12:20 am 0 Comments
362 Pain inflicted on other people is sometimes funny! April 20th, 2012, 12:46 am 0 Comments
363 Oh, no! Not on live cable news! April 22nd, 2012, 11:13 pm 0 Comments
364 Good news sometimes depends on the ear of the beholder. April 23rd, 2012, 11:13 pm 0 Comments
365 Man being chased by woman with shovel. Film at 11! April 25th, 2012, 1:12 am 0 Comments
366 Fury knows no wrath like a woman with a shovel! April 26th, 2012, 1:30 am 0 Comments
367 Saved by the...boss? April 27th, 2012, 1:19 am 0 Comments
368 I understand a show about the Hatfields and McCoys is coming pretty soon. April 30th, 2012, 1:21 am 0 Comments

ap_May_2012

369 The Al Poxalips Institute for the Climatically Challenged! May 1st, 2012, 3:00 pm 0 Comments
370 Now, don't say anything stupid! Action! May 1st, 2012, 11:50 pm 0 Comments
371 Ah, yes. The creative process. May 3rd, 2012, 12:23 am 0 Comments
372 And the beat goes on. May 4th, 2012, 12:52 am 0 Comments
373 Life is a learning process. Even for Al. May 7th, 2012, 1:06 am 0 Comments
374 Not hard to understand. We are the real problem. May 8th, 2012, 1:26 am 0 Comments
375 So he owns a few SUVs! Big deal! May 9th, 2012, 12:42 am 0 Comments
376 Lights! Camera! Action! Then guess who we are May 10th, 2012, 12:43 am 0 Comments
377 Fan, full speed, excrement everywhere! May 10th, 2012, 11:38 pm 0 Comments
378 Not saying that it's easy to manipulate Al but he has been held up through the mail. May 13th, 2012, 11:55 pm 0 Comments
379 When there's a term for what they're going to do to you... May 14th, 2012, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
380 Just when you think you're going to slide by... May 16th, 2012, 12:04 am 0 Comments
381 Everyone wants to be on TV! May 17th, 2012, 12:47 am 0 Comments
382 Okay, let's get our role's straight. May 18th, 2012, 12:29 am 0 Comments
383 Al gets ready to be grilled. May 20th, 2012, 11:01 pm 0 Comments
384 An extreme case of camera fright. May 22nd, 2012, 1:09 am 0 Comments
385 Cap'n Trade in a complete panic... May 22nd, 2012, 11:04 pm 0 Comments
386 You take the high road, I'll look for the Snickers. May 25th, 2012, 1:45 am 0 Comments
387 Memorial Day, 2012. We salute the fallen. May 28th, 2012, 1:00 am 0 Comments
388 Okay, this guy is tough. May 29th, 2012, 1:26 am 0 Comments
389 Al's guest appearance continues... May 30th, 2012, 12:48 am 0 Comments
390 Duty calls! May 31st, 2012, 12:27 am 0 Comments

ap_June_2012

391 Slapped up on the side of the head with a nerf question. June 1st, 2012, 1:55 am 0 Comments
392 Funny how some things can dog you your whole life. June 4th, 2012, 12:53 am 0 Comments
393 Maybe Cookie could turn herself into a golf cart? June 5th, 2012, 12:08 am 0 Comments
394 Rick Ryano is on a real high! But it's only temporary! June 5th, 2012, 11:02 pm 0 Comments
395 My bet? Rick will qualify for another 'script! June 7th, 2012, 1:37 am 0 Comments
396 I love it when a plan comes together... June 8th, 2012, 2:00 am 0 Comments
397 Al's television appearance continues... June 11th, 2012, 12:33 am 0 Comments
398 Too bad vaudeville is dead. June 11th, 2012, 11:34 pm 0 Comments
399 How many ways can you abuse a body? June 13th, 2012, 12:05 am 0 Comments
400 I love it when a plan comes together... June 14th, 2012, 1:25 am 0 Comments
401 It was a short date... June 15th, 2012, 1:59 am 0 Comments
402 The postmortem. Always a difficult time. June 17th, 2012, 11:36 pm 0 Comments
403 Maybe not a coronary yet, but give it a minute... June 19th, 2012, 12:43 am 0 Comments
404 See, health care is important! June 20th, 2012, 12:45 am 0 Comments
405 Isn't technology great? June 21st, 2012, 1:48 am 0 Comments
406 One problem after another. June 22nd, 2012, 12:59 am 0 Comments
407 All one needs is the proper incentive. June 25th, 2012, 1:21 am 0 Comments
408 They've got the ball rolling! Plus, a large drink. June 26th, 2012, 1:28 am 0 Comments
409 The longest journey begins with getting your britches on right. June 27th, 2012, 2:31 am 0 Comments
410 Another high moment for the LEMMING network. June 28th, 2012, 2:40 am 0 Comments
411 An award by any other name... June 29th, 2012, 12:14 am 0 Comments
412 Not what you have, but what you don't have. July 1st, 2012, 11:42 pm 0 Comments
413 Well, hard to tell, The Onion, other online news sites July 3rd, 2012, 12:12 am 0 Comments
414 Have a wonderful Fourth! July 4th, 2012, 1:32 am 0 Comments
415 Cap'n Trade has "gravitas." At least his electronics do... July 5th, 2012, 1:08 am 0 Comments
416 Every problem has a root. July 6th, 2012, 1:08 am 0 Comments
417 Behavior modification. For his own good. July 9th, 2012, 12:48 am 0 Comments
418 Ah, yes. Dilbert. Always good for a laugh. July 10th, 2012, 12:34 am 0 Comments
419 I love it when a plan comes together... July 11th, 2012, 1:34 am 0 Comments

ap_July_2012

420 The "Living Constitution." On the loose again. July 12th, 2012, 12:57 am 0 Comments
421 Off to D.C.! July 13th, 2012, 1:46 am 0 Comments
422 I love it when a plan comes together... July 16th, 2012, 1:19 am 0 Comments
423 Often, swapping just doesn't work... July 17th, 2012, 1:06 am 0 Comments
424 A fatal flaw? That could be bad! July 17th, 2012, 11:05 pm 0 Comments
425 The man behind the "Living Constitution." Give him a hand! July 19th, 2012, 1:13 am 0 Comments
426 Everyone has a family tree; some need trimming more than others July 20th, 2012, 12:54 am 0 Comments
427 Sorrow. Nothing but sorrow. July 23rd, 2012, 12:14 am 0 Comments
428 And apparently, not always appropriately... July 24th, 2012, 1:12 am 0 Comments
429 Taller than most buildings! July 25th, 2012, 1:41 am 0 Comments
430 Well, it looks like someone needs some quality time off... July 26th, 2012, 12:49 am 0 Comments
431 Tutone loses his cool! So unlike him... July 27th, 2012, 1:05 am 0 Comments
432 Cap'n Trade always answers a challenge! July 30th, 2012, 1:20 am 0 Comments
433 Is there such a thing as tall distance? July 31st, 2012, 1:27 am 0 Comments

ap_August_2012

434 Cell phones can be helpful, sometimes they just get in the way. August 1st, 2012, 1:09 am 0 Comments
435 Olympic Gold? Please, we need the tax revenue! August 2nd, 2012, 12:38 am 0 Comments
436 Hurry up and wait. August 3rd, 2012, 12:44 am 0 Comments
437 A drunken robot? Who's buying? August 6th, 2012, 12:53 am 0 Comments
438 Maybe they're soul mates... August 7th, 2012, 12:53 am 0 Comments
439 Yay! Road trip! August 8th, 2012, 12:41 am 0 Comments
440 Not exactly an Oprah book selection... August 9th, 2012, 12:58 am 0 Comments
441 Could be worse. Cross country. In the fifties. August 10th, 2012, 1:11 am 0 Comments
442 Destination found! August 13th, 2012, 12:15 am 0 Comments
443 Didn't know they sold spray paint to a robot. August 14th, 2012, 12:02 am 0 Comments
444 Not a lot of good things start with "You know the drill." August 15th, 2012, 12:03 am 0 Comments
445 Two buds, just hangin.' August 16th, 2012, 1:19 am 0 Comments
446 So, he needs a little bit of practice. August 17th, 2012, 12:10 am 0 Comments
447 Tutone Brown, therapist. August 20th, 2012, 12:05 am 0 Comments
448 Al is stuck between a rock and a hard place. August 21st, 2012, 1:40 am 0 Comments
449 That would make it more difficult. August 22nd, 2012, 12:42 am 0 Comments
450 Maybe all he needs is a little grease to seal the deal. August 23rd, 2012, 12:07 am 0 Comments
451 One man's solution is another man's ulcer. August 24th, 2012, 12:01 am 0 Comments
452 No problem is so unclear that Cap'n can't find a way to make it worse. August 27th, 2012, 12:02 am 0 Comments
453 The old good news, bad news. August 28th, 2012, 12:06 am 0 Comments
454 Finally, a solution...maybe? August 29th, 2012, 12:10 am 0 Comments
455 At least everyone is on the same page... August 30th, 2012, 12:55 am 0 Comments
456 Location! Location! Location! August 31st, 2012, 1:08 am 0 Comments

ap_September_2012

457 Have a great Labor Day! From the both of us! September 3rd, 2012, 12:16 am 0 Comments
458 And so it begins! September 4th, 2012, 12:52 am 0 Comments
459 Please, we still need the magic number. September 5th, 2012, 12:45 am 0 Comments
460 Ah, yes. A problem for the ages... September 6th, 2012, 1:29 am 0 Comments
461 Apparently doesn't have a firm grasp on the concept. September 7th, 2012, 12:40 am 0 Comments
462 Torn, between a machine that can destroy the country... September 10th, 2012, 1:35 am 0 Comments
463 Not as easy as it sounds, is it? September 11th, 2012, 1:42 am 0 Comments
464 To organize you all have to be on the same page. September 12th, 2012, 1:09 am 0 Comments
465 Elvis has blown a fuse. September 13th, 2012, 1:24 am 0 Comments
466 Another barrier to Tutone getting things done. September 14th, 2012, 1:29 am 0 Comments
467 Well, at least Tutone doesn't look worse for wear. September 17th, 2012, 12:06 am 0 Comments
468 Cookie Cutter, Tutone Brown, and Cap'n Trade share work place goodness... September 18th, 2012, 12:36 am 0 Comments
469 Another Teachable moment for Tutone... September 19th, 2012, 12:09 am 0 Comments
470 Tutone. Think it, don't say it. September 20th, 2012, 1:45 am 0 Comments
471 Clang! Clang! Clang! Went the trolley... September 21st, 2012, 12:15 am 0 Comments
472 Cap'n Trade is in a very difficult situation... September 24th, 2012, 12:35 am 0 Comments
473 Al is getting closer. Not there yet but closer. September 25th, 2012, 12:06 am 0 Comments
474 The wave of the future, or a ripple? September 26th, 2012, 12:11 am 0 Comments
475 It seemed like such a good idea to begin with... September 26th, 2012, 11:46 pm 0 Comments
476 Could be worse. Could be four times as much. September 28th, 2012, 1:06 am 0 Comments

ap_October_2012

477 Meetings with Al are always so much fun! October 1st, 2012, 12:02 am 0 Comments
478 Into everyone's life some rain must fall... October 2nd, 2012, 12:59 am 0 Comments
479 Tutone always knows how to make things better. October 3rd, 2012, 12:03 am 0 Comments
480 Al ought to be named "Captain Off-the-Hook." October 4th, 2012, 12:05 am 0 Comments
481 Al's a funny guy. Till the check comes. October 5th, 2012, 12:02 am 0 Comments
482 It's good to be the boss... October 8th, 2012, 12:04 am 0 Comments
483 We'll have electric cars someday. Right after we have cell phones that can last all day. October 9th, 2012, 12:02 am 0 Comments
484 Looks like they've got Al cornered... October 10th, 2012, 12:55 am 0 Comments
485 The written word, still the most powerful weapon ever! October 11th, 2012, 12:15 am 0 Comments
486 Lordy, Tutone! You've got to stop letting people step all over you. October 12th, 2012, 12:36 am 0 Comments
487 Every crisis comes down to time management. October 15th, 2012, 1:02 am 0 Comments
488 Clean up on aisle Tutone! October 16th, 2012, 12:35 am 0 Comments
489 Sometimes it's not what you say, but how you say it. October 17th, 2012, 1:50 am 0 Comments
490 The recuperation process begins... October 18th, 2012, 12:20 am 0 Comments
491 A delicate situation, putting Al on the spot... October 19th, 2012, 12:10 am 0 Comments
492 This is known as the "set up"... October 22nd, 2012, 12:45 am 0 Comments
493 Al handled that really well. October 23rd, 2012, 12:10 am 0 Comments
494 Another one sided interview. Went really well. October 24th, 2012, 12:01 am 0 Comments
495 Getting to the bottom of it, begins. October 25th, 2012, 12:45 am 0 Comments
496 Cookie needs to lose the nose. She looks like W. C. Fields. October 26th, 2012, 12:24 am 0 Comments
497 Back from the dead! Or at least passed out! October 29th, 2012, 9:12 am 0 Comments
498 We always love it when a plan comes together. October 30th, 2012, 12:45 am 0 Comments
499 Define your terms... October 31st, 2012, 12:23 am 0 Comments

ap_November_2012

500 To know your enemy. Or, in this case, your useful idiots. November 1st, 2012, 1:47 am 0 Comments
501 Okay. On to plan B. November 2nd, 2012, 12:45 am 0 Comments
502 Well, that could lower the unemployment rate. November 5th, 2012, 12:01 am 0 Comments
503 Election Day! If you haven't voted yet, get with it. November 6th, 2012, 12:32 am 0 Comments
504 That's what they get for letting him out on his own. November 7th, 2012, 12:01 am 0 Comments
505 We should all be checking our portfolios. November 9th, 2012, 12:22 am 0 Comments
506 Tutone! Terrible idea. November 12th, 2012, 12:01 am 0 Comments
507 A shocking revelation. November 13th, 2012, 12:11 am 0 Comments
508 One answer: what we want to hear and yet not. November 14th, 2012, 12:01 am 0 Comments
509 Someone is about to have their balloon popped! November 15th, 2012, 12:01 am 0 Comments
510 Okay, on to Plan B! November 16th, 2012, 1:13 am 0 Comments
511 As "Plan B's" go, I've seen better November 19th, 2012, 12:01 am 0 Comments
512 See if you can figure where this is going. November 20th, 2012, 12:15 am 0 Comments
513 Cap'n Trade, off to get the bird from the President. November 21st, 2012, 12:27 am 0 Comments
514 What's for dinner? A Presidential promise! November 22nd, 2012, 12:49 am 0 Comments
515 "Plan L", for "Let's try this!" November 23rd, 2012, 12:46 am 0 Comments
516 The cost of Climate Change might be high indeed! November 26th, 2012, 12:01 am 0 Comments
517 Message is one thing. Paying for it is another. November 27th, 2012, 12:16 am 0 Comments
518 Getting to the root of a problem... November 28th, 2012, 12:32 am 0 Comments
519 Another problem solved... November 29th, 2012, 1:08 am 0 Comments
520 Everyone's point of view is always a bit different. November 30th, 2012, 1:14 am 0 Comments

ap_December_2012

521 A double-egded sword. Bad news for one, good news for another. December 3rd, 2012, 12:08 am 0 Comments
522 Okay. Time to define your terms. December 4th, 2012, 12:20 am 0 Comments
523 The guys try to work out the details... December 5th, 2012, 12:30 am 0 Comments
524 Why pass up Florida beaches when it could flood a subway system? December 6th, 2012, 12:33 am 0 Comments
525 An important date to remember... December 7th, 2012, 12:42 am 0 Comments
526 All hail Al Poxalips! December 9th, 2012, 11:59 pm 0 Comments
527 FEMA, smooth as silk. Oh, yeah. December 11th, 2012, 12:57 am 0 Comments
528 Al is not a big fan of irony... December 12th, 2012, 1:15 am 0 Comments
529 C'mon. It's got to be on the tip of your tongue! December 13th, 2012, 9:16 pm 0 Comments
530 Al's getting closer, hopefully. December 14th, 2012, 1:01 am 0 Comments
531 We'll be back tomorrow. Hopefully. December 17th, 2012, 7:50 am 0 Comments
532 Well, at least they know where the boat is. December 18th, 2012, 12:09 am 0 Comments
533 A politician being vindictive? Never heard of that. December 19th, 2012, 1:39 am 0 Comments
534 What Tutone is trying to tell Al, it was your plane. December 20th, 2012, 12:22 am 0 Comments
535 Let's hope it's a deal Al can live with. December 21st, 2012, 12:03 am 0 Comments
536 The "Spirit of Christmas" he's not... December 24th, 2012, 1:30 am 0 Comments
537 Merry Christmas, everyone! December 25th, 2012, 12:55 am 0 Comments
538 It remains to be seen who comes out ahead on this deal! December 26th, 2012, 2:02 am 0 Comments
539 Nothing like good news at 37,000 feet above sea level! December 27th, 2012, 1:15 am 0 Comments
540 There could be so many reasons for Al's behavior. December 28th, 2012, 2:13 am 0 Comments
541 This worked out well. December 31st, 2012, 1:53 am 0 Comments

ap_January_2013

542 We'll hope for a happy new year. January 1st, 2013, 1:17 am 0 Comments
543 Strap him down Tutone! Strap him down! January 2nd, 2013, 12:25 am 0 Comments
544 Al has just got to get a hold of himself... January 3rd, 2013, 1:07 am 0 Comments
545 Weightless? Always thought Al was really light... January 4th, 2013, 1:38 am 0 Comments
546 We all use old sayings without giving them a second thought. January 7th, 2013, 1:17 am 0 Comments
547 See the USA in your Chevrolet! Al's on the road! January 8th, 2013, 1:57 am 0 Comments
548 Oh, here we go again. The "contract." January 9th, 2013, 1:51 am 0 Comments
549 To the barricades! January 10th, 2013, 1:38 am 0 Comments
550 If you're going to call someone a name, make sure you know the name you're calling them! January 11th, 2013, 1:49 am 0 Comments
551 Round and round it goes. January 14th, 2013, 1:07 am 0 Comments
552 Agatha Christie couldn't follow this. January 15th, 2013, 1:02 am 0 Comments
553 This could be a very long strike. January 16th, 2013, 12:51 am 0 Comments
554 The old quarterback sneak! January 17th, 2013, 2:02 am 0 Comments
555 Okay, Tutone has Cap'n by the short hairs... January 18th, 2013, 1:25 am 0 Comments
556 Now we find out how little grasp of reality Al has. January 21st, 2013, 1:41 am 0 Comments
557 Plain language. Nearly extinct. January 22nd, 2013, 1:02 am 0 Comments
558 Al, one of those people who could be held up through the mail. January 23rd, 2013, 1:28 am 0 Comments
559 For Al, a very practical approach. January 25th, 2013, 12:59 am 0 Comments
560 Al's life. One problem after another. January 28th, 2013, 2:06 am 0 Comments
561 Social Media Police? Well, I guess we all knew it would come to this. January 29th, 2013, 1:57 am 0 Comments
562 Take foot. Place in mouth. January 30th, 2013, 2:19 am 0 Comments
563 Well, that wasn't awkward in the least. January 31st, 2013, 2:03 am 0 Comments

ap_February_2013

564 To be determined. February 1st, 2013, 2:19 am 0 Comments
565 Sometimes, you just have to ask. February 4th, 2013, 12:42 am 0 Comments
566 C'mon. You thought it was going to be "Eat, Pray, Love" didn't you. February 5th, 2013, 1:08 am 0 Comments
567 What's Al saying? Officer Verse should have applied to MySpace? February 6th, 2013, 1:01 am 0 Comments
568 Officer Verse must be seriously dehydrated by now. February 7th, 2013, 1:50 am 0 Comments
569 A keen observation. February 8th, 2013, 1:13 am 0 Comments
570 Eventually Officer Verse will run out of tears. February 11th, 2013, 2:16 am 0 Comments
571 Hey! Officer Verse finally coughed it up! Yay! February 12th, 2013, 10:03 pm 0 Comments
572 The new way to reach out and touch someone. February 13th, 2013, 1:18 am 0 Comments
573 Al Poxalips, adjective magnet. February 14th, 2013, 6:30 pm 0 Comments
574 Ah, do as I say, not as I do. February 15th, 2013, 1:57 am 0 Comments
575 Have a great Presidents' Day! February 18th, 2013, 12:37 am 0 Comments
576 Sounds like the deal is done! February 19th, 2013, 12:29 am 0 Comments
577 It's "Let's Make a Deal" for dummies... February 20th, 2013, 11:40 am 0 Comments
578 The sub is either filled with gold or VW parts. February 21st, 2013, 1:36 am 0 Comments
579 Could this be his nephew's break through? February 22nd, 2013, 12:28 pm 0 Comments
580 Al, you're "D" man! February 25th, 2013, 12:42 am 0 Comments
581 Well, the "D" is gone. I kind of miss it. February 26th, 2013, 12:33 am 0 Comments
582 Al and Cap'n share some feelings... February 27th, 2013, 12:05 am 0 Comments
583 Social media, look out. February 28th, 2013, 12:04 am 0 Comments

ap_March_2013

584 Social media gets a reprieve. For now. March 1st, 2013, 1:55 am 0 Comments
585 Ah, good times, good times... March 4th, 2013, 1:09 am 0 Comments
586 This is getting ever more dicey. March 5th, 2013, 1:43 am 0 Comments
587 If all else fails, read the directions... March 6th, 2013, 1:13 am 0 Comments
588 Never lick your screen. You have no idea where it's been! March 7th, 2013, 1:30 am 0 Comments
589 Enough already, enough. March 8th, 2013, 12:46 am 0 Comments
590 Fun with computers continues... March 11th, 2013, 1:32 am 0 Comments
591 Two steps forward, one back. March 12th, 2013, 1:10 am 0 Comments
592 Al. Very subtle. March 13th, 2013, 2:02 am 0 Comments
593 Dragnet: "Just the FAX, ma'am." March 14th, 2013, 1:22 am 0 Comments
594 Time to change the sheets! Company's a-comin'. March 15th, 2013, 1:21 am 0 Comments
595 Meeting long lost relatives! March 18th, 2013, 12:31 am 0 Comments
596 Walrus on rye? What sort of wine would you have with that? March 19th, 2013, 12:35 am 0 Comments
597 Just when you have a taste for something... March 20th, 2013, 12:03 am 0 Comments
598 Actually, there is a bit of resemblence... March 21st, 2013, 1:06 am 0 Comments
599 Clothes make the man. Or the bear, in this case. March 22nd, 2013, 12:56 am 0 Comments
600 Who knew? March 25th, 2013, 12:06 am 0 Comments
601 To each his own. March 26th, 2013, 12:55 am 0 Comments
602 Watching pay-per-view can often make one famished! March 27th, 2013, 12:57 am 0 Comments
603 Guess who's staying for dinner? March 28th, 2013, 12:59 am 0 Comments
604 We always look fondly on the past... March 29th, 2013, 3:52 pm 0 Comments

ap_April_2013

605 I can remember when April Fools Day only came once a year. April 1st, 2013, 12:01 am 0 Comments
606 The time to talk is before you're made into a rug! April 2nd, 2013, 12:20 am 0 Comments
607 A heart to heart with a really big meat eater. April 3rd, 2013, 12:36 am 0 Comments
608 Okay. Now we know why he's here. April 4th, 2013, 12:30 am 0 Comments
609 You can only be on the blubber and salmon diet for so long. April 5th, 2013, 12:02 am 0 Comments
610 Is everyone on the same page, now? April 8th, 2013, 12:02 am 0 Comments
611 Now we're safe. The media has arrived. April 9th, 2013, 5:35 pm 0 Comments
612 Laying the ground work. April 10th, 2013, 12:31 am 0 Comments
613 A tough guy to interview! April 11th, 2013, 11:57 pm 0 Comments
614 Many of us are just not cut out for it. April 12th, 2013, 8:47 pm 0 Comments
615 Ah, the miracle of travel in today's world... April 15th, 2013, 9:57 pm 0 Comments
616 So proud of the way the people on the scene responded to this terrible evnt. April 16th, 2013, 3:34 pm 0 Comments
617 So many lines, so little time... April 17th, 2013, 10:34 pm 0 Comments
618 Finally, a low-maintenance passenger. April 18th, 2013, 10:37 pm 0 Comments
619 Had them wishing they had bigger guns! April 19th, 2013, 10:51 pm 0 Comments
620 For every problem there is a solution... April 22nd, 2013, 12:43 am 0 Comments
621 Always best when you can find the right man for the job. April 23rd, 2013, 12:26 am 0 Comments
622 Mr. Baer! Mr. Baer! Check the monitor! April 24th, 2013, 9:25 pm 0 Comments
623 Strawberry jam? Let's hope so. April 25th, 2013, 1:42 am 0 Comments
624 This is why some people fear snacking. April 26th, 2013, 10:51 pm 0 Comments
625 Can you really confuse a cameraman with a scone? April 29th, 2013, 10:53 am 0 Comments
626 Well, mystery solved! April 30th, 2013, 1:38 am 0 Comments

ap_May_2013

627 Harvey might have been better off being eaten by Mr. Baer. May 1st, 2013, 12:50 am 0 Comments
628 An interesting interview. And scary to boot! May 2nd, 2013, 12:36 am 0 Comments
629 Another happy Almart employee in the making. May 4th, 2013, 12:41 am 0 Comments
630 Almart. A new horizon in retailing. May 6th, 2013, 12:03 am 0 Comments
631 One great thing about Almart - no crowds! May 7th, 2013, 12:03 am 0 Comments
632 And Al thought is was going to be so simple. May 8th, 2013, 2:20 am 0 Comments
633 A well organized business. Very well organized. May 9th, 2013, 6:39 pm 0 Comments
634 Put Mr. Baer on the picket line. May 10th, 2013, 1:40 am 0 Comments
635 Job satisfaction is number one! May 13th, 2013, 1:25 am 0 Comments
636 Mr. Baer and Tutone say their goodbyes. May 14th, 2013, 1:15 am 0 Comments
637 Sometimes yo just can't do someone a favor! May 15th, 2013, 12:39 am 0 Comments
638 Klanked again! May 16th, 2013, 1:24 am 0 Comments
639 And I thought bag fees were bad! May 17th, 2013, 12:12 am 0 Comments
640 It all depends on your point of view. May 20th, 2013, 12:50 am 0 Comments
641 Time to get back into whatever it is Al does. May 21st, 2013, 9:52 pm 0 Comments
642 What could possibly go wrong? May 22nd, 2013, 8:53 pm 0 Comments
643 Gamblers will hate this machine, casinos will love it.. May 24th, 2013, 1:14 pm 0 Comments
644 The magical, unpaying slot machine... May 25th, 2013, 11:51 pm 0 Comments
645 Memorial Day 2013. A day for reflection. May 27th, 2013, 1:49 am 0 Comments
646 Well, this is going well... May 28th, 2013, 12:06 am 0 Comments
647 A true expression of deeply felt feelings... May 29th, 2013, 1:21 am 0 Comments
648 Can't wait till these hit a local casino! May 30th, 2013, 1:37 am 0 Comments
649 Yeah. Been there. On the receiving end. May 31st, 2013, 12:02 am 0 Comments

ap_June_2013

650 It's always good when a plan comes together. June 3rd, 2013, 1:55 am 0 Comments
651 Well, that was unexpected. June 4th, 2013, 8:37 am 0 Comments
652 You know the rest... June 5th, 2013, 9:49 am 0 Comments
653 A phone call that brings hope... June 6th, 2013, 1:51 am 0 Comments
654 Getting paid to store your own stuff. June 7th, 2013, 4:54 pm 0 Comments
655 It's not so much what you say but how you say it... June 10th, 2013, 12:38 am 0 Comments
656 Slot machines and man caves! June 11th, 2013, 12:54 am 0 Comments
657 Man caves and super batteries! June 12th, 2013, 12:40 am 0 Comments
658 A difficult concept. June 13th, 2013, 12:22 am 0 Comments
659 Man cave or not, it sounds nice. June 14th, 2013, 1:24 am 0 Comments
660 The wisdom to be satisfied with what you have. June 17th, 2013, 1:12 am 0 Comments
661 All pepperoni? June 18th, 2013, 11:49 am 0 Comments
662 Some plans come together, some don't. June 19th, 2013, 1:35 am 0 Comments
663 Al's getting pulled in... June 20th, 2013, 10:24 am 0 Comments
664 Since it was based on pizza, it was a flat tax. June 21st, 2013, 12:58 am 0 Comments
665 Has Al taken on more than he can chew? June 24th, 2013, 12:32 am 0 Comments
666 Al is the number one fan of, well, Al. June 25th, 2013, 12:58 am 0 Comments
667 Good start. He made one country happ.y June 26th, 2013, 1:05 am 0 Comments
668 A happy White House is the most we can hope for. June 27th, 2013, 12:52 am 0 Comments
669 What we're also going to learn is how fast you can get oil out of North America. June 28th, 2013, 3:57 pm 0 Comments

ap_July_2013

670 Al always gets right to the point. July 8th, 2013, 8:15 pm 1 Comments
671 A slightly different point of view. July 9th, 2013, 10:54 pm 0 Comments
672 Please tell me that's not it. July 10th, 2013, 7:11 pm 0 Comments
673 It's best if a tap dancer does not have two left feet. July 13th, 2013, 12:05 am 0 Comments
674 Al has a "special" point of view. July 15th, 2013, 9:28 pm 0 Comments
675 Well, it was a natural mistake... July 16th, 2013, 10:04 pm 0 Comments
676 It never really matches up with what they tell you when you leave the store. July 17th, 2013, 11:15 pm 0 Comments
677 "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." July 18th, 2013, 8:09 pm 0 Comments
678 Al in the shower? Sorry, should have warned you! July 19th, 2013, 11:19 pm 0 Comments
679 Curiouser and curiouser. July 22nd, 2013, 12:04 am 0 Comments
680 A call for help. An unexpected reply. July 23rd, 2013, 12:15 am 0 Comments
681 A nasty turn, indeed! July 24th, 2013, 10:43 am 0 Comments
682 Okay. Bookends. July 25th, 2013, 1:33 pm 0 Comments
683 Family squabbles. So sad to watch. July 27th, 2013, 9:33 am 0 Comments
684 When Al can figure it out... July 29th, 2013, 12:47 am 0 Comments
685 Small problems. Just an awful lot of them. July 30th, 2013, 9:32 am 0 Comments
686 Identical twins. Sort of. July 31st, 2013, 12:39 am 0 Comments

ap_August_2013

687 It looks like Al likes hanging out with himself. August 1st, 2013, 12:05 am 0 Comments
688 Spying is not cute. Never. August 2nd, 2013, 12:35 am 0 Comments
689 Al's in a bad spot. August 6th, 2013, 1:05 am 0 Comments
690 Hang in there, Al. Almost over. August 7th, 2013, 10:00 am 0 Comments
691 They're here to serve. August 7th, 2013, 10:55 pm 0 Comments
692 Send in the clones. Don't bother... August 8th, 2013, 10:57 pm 0 Comments
693 A smile is just Al turned upside down. August 9th, 2013, 2:07 pm 0 Comments
694 You have to admit, he is cute. August 13th, 2013, 12:05 am 0 Comments
695 Making lemonade out of lemons. August 13th, 2013, 11:45 pm 0 Comments
696 It's going to be Christmas in August! August 15th, 2013, 10:40 pm 0 Comments
697 Oh, yeah! Blasts from the past! August 15th, 2013, 11:42 pm 0 Comments
698 Reality TV, Geraldo-style. August 16th, 2013, 11:47 pm 0 Comments
699 Al's mind is like a steel trap! August 20th, 2013, 11:29 pm 0 Comments
700 The quest for Cap'n begins. August 20th, 2013, 3:02 pm 0 Comments
701 The quest for Cap'n begins. August 25th, 2013, 3:12 pm 0 Comments
702 A learning experience for Al. September 4th, 2013, 12:42 am 0 Comments

ap_September_2013

703 Hang in there, Al. You'll come up with something. September 9th, 2013, 4:33 pm 0 Comments
704 I once had a Russian-built dvd player. September 23rd, 2013, 12:37 am 0 Comments
705 Last time I was in Vegas nothing looked like that! September 24th, 2013, 12:23 am 0 Comments
706 And, we meet again! September 25th, 2013, 12:41 am 0 Comments
707 Well, it sure looks like Hub remembers the Cap'n. September 26th, 2013, 12:21 am 1 Comments
708 One guy's alien is another guy's autopsy subject. September 27th, 2013, 1:36 pm 0 Comments

ap_October_2013

709 After while crocodile ! October 1st, 2013, 9:33 pm 0 Comments
710 Life is all about making plans. October 5th, 2013, 10:44 pm 0 Comments
711 The return of Cap'n Trade. October 7th, 2013, 11:10 pm 0 Comments
712 Always good to see people talking again. October 8th, 2013, 11:27 pm 0 Comments
713 Happy Halloween everybody! November 1st, 2013, 12:47 am 0 Comments
714 Back in the saddle, again! November 1st, 2013, 11:07 am 0 Comments

ap_November_2013

715 The things we can learn by hanging out with Al. November 4th, 2013, 12:24 am 0 Comments
716 Also, why do networks send blimps to covered stadiums? November 5th, 2013, 12:28 am 0 Comments
717 It was right on the tip of his iceberg, er, tongue. November 6th, 2013, 12:28 am 0 Comments
718 Las Vegas good fortune! November 7th, 2013, 12:53 am 0 Comments
719 And so it begins. A debate from only one side. November 8th, 2013, 12:02 am 0 Comments
720 Code-breaking. Not part of Al's skill set. November 11th, 2013, 12:15 am 0 Comments
721 Going where no man has gone before. November 12th, 2013, 12:18 am 0 Comments
722 Into to each day some crummy weather must fall... November 13th, 2013, 12:41 am 0 Comments
723 The more Al talks... November 14th, 2013, 1:01 am 0 Comments
724 Al should listen to that little voice in the back of his head that says "Don't say that." November 15th, 2013, 12:21 am 0 Comments
725 Did Al just play hardball? November 18th, 2013, 9:07 pm 0 Comments
726 Everybody does what they do best...even in Vegas. November 19th, 2013, 9:23 pm 0 Comments
727 Cookie always gives you a unique POV. November 22nd, 2013, 11:42 pm 0 Comments
728 A painful time for our country. November 23rd, 2013, 12:00 am 0 Comments
729 Let's all go to Vegas! Won't cost us a cent! November 25th, 2013, 12:07 am 0 Comments
730 As they say "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas." November 26th, 2013, 11:47 pm 0 Comments
731 This has got to be good. December 4th, 2013, 12:53 am 0 Comments
732 This has got to be good! December 4th, 2013, 12:56 am 0 Comments
733 Happy Thanksgiving to all! January 6th, 2014, 11:28 pm 0 Comments
734 Do your best to survive Black Friday! January 6th, 2014, 11:30 pm 0 Comments
735 Put the peddle to the floor and hit the gas! January 7th, 2014, 12:30 am 0 Comments
736 Talking to Cap'n... January 8th, 2014, 12:53 am 0 Comments
737 And, awaaayyy we go! January 8th, 2014, 11:15 pm 0 Comments
738 The Cap'n failed? Jeepers. January 10th, 2014, 12:13 am 0 Comments
739 Well, at least Cap'n has identified part of the problem. January 11th, 2014, 12:08 am 0 Comments
740 Las Vegas CSI - one of the nation's best. January 13th, 2014, 12:08 am 0 Comments
741 Details! We need details! January 14th, 2014, 1:13 am 0 Comments
742 Al. Always quickest on the up-take. January 15th, 2014, 12:39 am 0 Comments
743 He said, what? Some have no idea. January 16th, 2014, 1:11 am 0 Comments
744 Look out, Cap'n! You're about to hit one giant air pocket! January 17th, 2014, 12:57 am 0 Comments
745 Al's out for revenge. January 20th, 2014, 12:41 am 0 Comments
746 Tutone has got to be running out of options. January 21st, 2014, 12:50 am 0 Comments
747 A man on a mission. January 22nd, 2014, 1:43 am 1 Comments
748 A man on a mission. January 22nd, 2014, 1:43 am 0 Comments
749 Al should have been seated... January 23rd, 2014, 12:12 am 0 Comments
750 Ag-oh knee! Al's really huring. January 24th, 2014, 10:17 pm 0 Comments
751 This is obviously going to end well... January 27th, 2014, 8:40 pm 0 Comments
752 Al as a prop. January 30th, 2014, 12:35 am 0 Comments
753 The media is going to have a field day! February 3rd, 2014, 4:36 pm 0 Comments
754 And Al's fans come to his aid. February 4th, 2014, 11:42 pm 0 Comments